apparently the secret to your success is patron
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
NoShamevember. You game?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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