so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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