he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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