You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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