I didn't shave. On purpose
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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