so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
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