Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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