How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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