butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i already hear my dad disowning me
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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