yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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