Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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