just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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