It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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