Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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