Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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