The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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