Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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