4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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