No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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