I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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