either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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