she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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