Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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