I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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