I feel like abortions should bother me more
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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