Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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