They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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