He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
