Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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