The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
God, I missed his penis.
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