i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
