SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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