Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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