remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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