You made me cry and you don't even care
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
