the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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