she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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