no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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