Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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