what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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