What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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