im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Randomize
