oh god the rape fog is back!
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can't turn off my feet"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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