Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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