I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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