addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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