This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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