I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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