Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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