What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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